I asked Patty over for dinner tonight and asked what she was in the mood for.
I asked if she wanted me to fix her a surprise or does she have something particular in mind.
Since we’re both eating healthy and low-calorie, I eliminated all the real tasty, good stuff like Italian, or Mexican. Stir fry! That’s it! Lots of veggies, a little chicken, good flavors, hot tea and maybe some wine.
Hey! She liked that idea. She texted back, “Mmmmmm…”
I wrote back, “I”m headed for the grocery store then.”
She asked, “What else besides stir fry?”
I said, “Rice. Tea. Hot and Sour Soup? What else, Baby?”
Then she text’s, “How about Italian”?
Not on our diet plan, but hell yes!
Then she text’s, ” Stump scampish”
It took a minute to stop laughing, but I finally figured out what she meant to say before the auto-correct fixed it for her.
That’s what we’re having. Stump Scampish.