I heard 3 things this week that tickled my funny bone.
Quote from the TV show Modern Family:
Cam: I’m turning 40 and I feel like I haven’t accomplished ANYTHING!
Michael: Yes you have! You even graduated from clown school.
Quote from Damon D’Amico in C&W 2 Step Class: “Don’t jack-knife the trailer.”
Quote from my cable guy: “Dis house is duh LICK!”