A Porsche Cayenne.
Have you seen one of these?
It pulls out ahead of me at Home Depot and I’m thinking ….. This just ain’t right!
It’s a Porsche! It’s a sports car! Design, horsepower, sunglasses, speed, streamline…..made into a crossover SUV. WTF!?!? Little kids buckled in the back seats, tubes of window caulk and a quart of Behr enamel to touch up the where the dog chewed on the baseboards…. All bouncing and rolling around on the floor as Dad goes zero to 60 in less than 4 seconds. A Porsche SUV! Ok, I understand the Land Rover. I can work with the Mercedes SUV. But a Porsche?! Some things just shouldn’t be.
Like seeing the Pope twerking.
I ain’t right.