Halfway through my road trip to Albuquerque I decided to stop for lunch in Abilene, Texas. This big old cowboy was in front of me at Heff’s Burgers. His wife asked him what he wanted to drink. He didn’t hear her so she asked again as he walked away.
He shouted to her, “TAY!”.
That’s what we drink down here. Eyes Tay.
I love Texas!